I am doing a job now, but it's one o' them new-fangled jobs what don't pay any money. In lieu of signing on like a common or garden peasant, I let the SWO know that I'm not off LARPING and snorting coke out of a level 23 orc's belly button via POST. So I get to slip little drawings into the envelope for my number 1 civil servant babe-friend Kate McCann to find.
I have a lot of other drawings lying around in real life and some day they will find their way on to the internet I promise. Soon. Probably if my Mass Effect disc breaks.